TOP 10 HOUSE CLEANING JOKES (PART 2)

Number 10

A clean house is a sign of no Internet connection

Number 9

My room is not dirty

I just have everything on display. Like a museum

Number 8

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner

You become a vacuum cleaner

Number 7

Instead of cleaning house

I just watch an episode of hoards and think wow, my house looks great

Number 6

Thought about cleaning the house

But then I thought, “Whats the house done for me lately?”

 

Number 5

I promise, I do clean my house and cook supper

I just don’t post it as my Facebook status everyday!

Number 4

I don’t always clean my room, but when I do, I should probably be studying

Number 3

You must be confusing me with the maid we don’t have

Number 2

My room is clean, but then I had to decide what to wear

Number 1

I’m just too busy looking up cleaning and organizing tips on Pinterest to actually clean the house

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