TOP 20 HOUSE CLEANING JOKES (PART 1)
I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house.
Wait….no. False alarm
Instead of organizing and cleaning my house, I pin ideas on how to organize and clean my house.
The irony is not lost on me.
My house was clean. Then the kids woke up.
I have discovered the secret to a clean house: never let your children or husband enter it.
Why can’t the house clean itself?
It seems to get dirty by itself!
…a freshly cleaned house.
My mom does not understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know where my things are.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home.
It’s just that I fell asleep.
I’m really not into spring cleaning.
Come to think of it, I’m not into summer, fall or winter cleaning either.
Yes darling, I spent 6 hours cleaning this house just so you would have a space to dump your entire toy collection.
Wow honey, the house is so clean was the internet down for a while today?
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
When I say ‘I cleaned my room’, I usually mean, I made a path from my door to my bed.
A husband is someone who, after emptying the bin, gives the impression he just cleaned the entire house.
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
Behind every good marriage is a great house cleaning service.
Either I need a babysitter to watch my kids while I clean my house, or I need a maid to clean my house while I watch my kids.
Someone sent me an email about using Vodka for cleaning around the house.
It worked, the more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked!
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.